smarmy

A certain attitude often accompanied by a squinty look and a superior smile that makes you instantly hate a person. Similar to snobby.

He/she/it is totally smarmy, I want to punch them in the face.

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manhole cover

What should be given to every heterosexual male before being incarcerated.

When Jim Bob dropped the soap in the shower he did not have to worry because he was wearing his manhole cover.

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JBond

The administrator of the Comingsoon.net boards.

w00t, JBond pwned those spammers.

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yo' mama

my bitch

i did yo' mama and she was goooood doog

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bum nuts

small poos that really hurt and you have to force them. never pleasant. they also make inordinately large splashes.

two guys in toilets:
'oi blud that sounds like your dropping a monster'
'nah mate, its just bum nuts'

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exploding dog

Something, usually a piece of art, that makes positively no sense but has a whimsical air to it and is therefore enjoyable. A reference to the popular website of the same name.

I don't know, that picture seems like an exploding dog.

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G-Sacamono

Expression used when talking on AIM to Bacon

Damn G-Sacamono! You're lookin sizzlin tonight.

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