the beest

An awesome goalie, great with the ladies

a goalie

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cowboy sex

the man will lay on his back and the woman gets on top riding his fuck stick lke a cowboy

man i had some wild cowboy sex last night

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twatula

The cold metal device used by a physician to enlarge a woman's vagina before a pap test.

Genevieve, you're such a twatula!

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shit stix

a way of sayin. " ohh shit "

After just stepping in a pile off dog shit. "Ohhhh shit stix

6👍 8👎

crunk

\Crunk\ (kru^ngk), Crunkle \Crun"kle\ (kru^ng"k'l), v. i. Cf. Icel. kr?nka to croak. To cry like a crane. Obs.

``The crane crunketh.'' --Withals (1608).

Your girlfriend was sure crunkin' when I was waxing it from the back.

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FYP

Punk band that proves even being unintelligent is better than being a smartass. Acronym stands mainly for Five Year Plan, but others have followed, including For Your Protection and Finish Your Popcorn (album name).

FYP was my favorite punk band in high school, they didn't sell out.

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Shrimp job

When a woman sucks a mans toes

The man thought something good was gonna hapen but all he got from her was a shrimp job

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