Jetta

Very cool car (especially the old ones, Mk2 and the rare Mk1), damn fast and sleek looking. The new ones are a little girly, but still beat the doors off of 90% of Civics out there.

There goes one fast 92 16v.

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lined

when a bunch of guys line up to fuck a girl or guy, hence getting fucked by guys in a line.

Leina got lined last night by the entire football team and Miguel while Jason watched!

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pork roast

A pork roast is when a chick takes it from a dude (anally or vaginally), and at the same time she sucks another dude off. Similar to sticking two stakes into a pig at opposite ends and roasting it over an open flame.

syn. finger cuffs

"So this guy I knew was railing this chick on the couch in the living room and his buddy came up and wipped out his dong and said, 'so, what are you gonna do about this?' and she started sucking him off." - example

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hockey

The greatest sport in the world. its not just a game, its a lifestyle. hockey players are the greatest athletes of all.

Boss: Why weren't you at work yesterday?
Joe: Its the stanley cup dumbass

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Shnell

A lying or deceiving person, usually fat

you fuckin shnell, stop lying.. we know you didn't make the team! fuckin shnell..

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shnell

A lying or deceiving person, usually fat

fuckin shnell, lying cunt

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WAG

An abbrieviation, short for Wild Ass Guess.

The origin of this word is likely military, but that is just a WAG.

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