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A sport similar to parahawking whereby you find an attractive parahawker and follow them through the thermals.
Jonny: Hey Jimmy, I saw a hot chick whilst parahawking the other day so followed her instead of my bird.
Jimmy: Sounds like you were parastalking.
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Will: Hey, it's the royal wedding tomorrow, what're you going to do for it?
Harry: Probably head down the pub and spend the day catching some sun in the beer garden.
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The effort one has to put into maintaining relationships and organising events; the non-fun bit of friendships.
Jenny: How come you didn't RSVP to my party invite? Don't you like me?
Paul: Social admin overload this month.
Jenny: Fair enough.
I just had the most awesome weekend ever at Wedstock! A couple of my mates just put on this sweet music festival for their wedding!
Suggests that a PR team may be manipulating the media in order to bring hype back to an old subject.
Newspaper: Watches Are Rediscovered by the Cellphone Generation.
PG: The suit is back.
In other news, chocolate may actually be good for you.
A delivery service for chick pea based dips. The service is generally rather poor, with the posted product taking so long to arrive that it generally arrives after the recipient's death.
I ordered some hummus from posthummus last night; sadly they didn't give an express delivery option, so it may have to be used at my funeral.
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One who looks up words which have been artificially created for the purpose of fiction or comedy.
I've just realised that I'm a Tnetennba.
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