Covfefe

/kəv-fē-fē/
verb
The sound which is usually made by a sub-species of humans called Frump (scientific name: 'incompetus arrogantus') when angered or feeling threatened. Known for their distinct features such as wig-like hair, orange colored skin and sphincter shaped lips, these creatures can usually be found on the golf courses of the Mar-a-Lago estate in Palm Beach, Florida. One must observe caution when approaching a Frump in their natural habitat. Several accounts of it grabbing unsuspecting females by their genitalia while confefeing when angered or during mating season have been reported throughout the Mar-a-Lago estate.

A Frump was observed covfefeing loudly and furiously while tweeting from its phone.

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