Newton's Fatal

When you are double penetrating with your best mate, and your balls collide with one another, like a Newton's Cradle.

Instead of demonstrating the conservation of momentum and the conservation of energy, the collision of the two hairy ball bags sets off a catastrophic reaction, in turn causes the receiving party of said penetration to inflate like a blow up doll. This is due to the uncontrollable amount of semen created by the Newton's fatal.

If you are unable to visualise the inflated party in this scenario, it's fairly similar to when Violet Beauregarde turns into a Giant Blueberry. Although, the mass of the seminal fluid will ground the person in question, preventing them from floating up into the atmosphere

Melanie won't be in work today, she's suffered a Newton's Fatal.

Bukkake Hotpot

A type of sexual activity in which several men ejaculate inside a persons ass, that person will then curl out what is known as a 'Bukkake Hotpot'. This brown sticky mass will also demonstrate the person's eating habits, you may be lucky enough to discover sweetcorn, peanuts or another undigested food type.

My backside feels a little tender today, I had the boys over last night for a 'Bukkake Hotpot' session.

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