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Garage door opener

convince a chick to have sex with you in a parking deck out on the back of the car or over the hood and make so much noise the guard comes looking to see what’s going on. The key is working your magic to convince a chick to do it when she doesn’t want to at first.

I gave the the Garage door opener

by JBut November 25, 2007

4👍 8👎


Flapjacks

sex move in which chick flat face down on surface man on top slapping his balls against her ass as he penetrates

I gave her the Flapjacks!

by JBut November 25, 2007

9👍 46👎


King Kong

sex move in which First watch King Kong and then you gotta toss that bitch on the bed a little violently, tear her clothes off and mount her with arms out straight and your fists supporting your upper body and your knees your lower body

I gave that bitch the King Kong!

by JBut November 25, 2007

15👍 25👎


Crabwalk

sex move in which two in crabwalk position with dick in pussy

I gave her the Crabwalk !

by JBut November 25, 2007

5👍 14👎


Brown Eye Surprise

Man on his back, woman on top straddling his body facing away from him riding his cock hard…. Oh damn, and there is the brown eye right in his face!

oh man, she gave me the Brown Eye Surprise

by JBut November 25, 2007

6👍 4👎


Jackhammer

sex move in which - holding chick’s ankles as man is standing up and chick dangles with shoulders resting on ground or lower surface

I gave her the jackhammer

by JBut November 25, 2007

160👍 134👎


panty lines

the unsightly and very noticable outline of the panties beneath pants, shorts, or skirts. Why even wear underwear if you are going to have pany lines? JUST TAKE IT OFF!

Mrs. Jenkins' panty lines are making me ill.

Damn, Laura would have such a nice look to her right now if it weren't for those damn panty lines.

by JBut February 19, 2005

95👍 108👎