gives up the ass

Term used to describe the event in which a woman refuses in the participation in anal sex, but then surrenders as an act of playful tease.

"And just when i thought she wasnt interested, she gives up the ass". This is usually followed by "Ya damn right i took it, cos she dont got to tell me twice".

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heres your sign

brought to us by bill engvall. people should where a sign sying that they are stupid so you wouldnt rely on them.

a trucker got his truck stuck inder neath an over pass and a cop pulled over and asked him, "did you get your truck stuck?" the trucker replied, "no, i was haulin this over pass and i ran out of gas...here's your sign"

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Car sexing

A sexual act. The event in which a woman undergoes sexual intercourse with a vehicles gearstick/gearknob or handbrake. This is the explanation behind why the car smells funny and the sticky residue found on the gearstick and gearknob, after you had said "ill be back in a minute" to your grilfiend.

'Man, it smells like you been car sexing in here', as he thinks to himself.

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Gavver

Policeman or policewoman.

Come on, the gavvers will be here any minute.

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Girl named Toss

A Beautiful Girl that lives in P'Ville and the tightest girl you will ever meet. The only person in the world who has a personality like she does. (can not put real first and last name of privacy reasons).

Guy#1- Wow i visited my friend at his new school and i talked to this girl and she was sooooo tight, not to mention she is very beautiful.
Guy#2- Oh, i know exactly who your talking about, thats gotta be Toss!

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