dafu

dumb a** f*** up

intellegent person who does not follow corporate rules
outsiders usually view as slacker due to lack of understanding

the new guy is such a dafu

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Nerd

Higher breed of dork, generally in a better tax bracket.

Nerds works for Sun Micro.

Dorks beat off in their mother's basement while the laundry machine is going loud enough that she will never hear.

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pussyitis

When one has the oppertunity to complete and chokes horribly with some stupid excuse. Especially with a pussyass blister.

Player one Now that James is hurt will Pinkle play fullback?
Player 2 No he went out with a blister.
Player 1 O he must have a case of pussyitis.

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maggot

1) The legless, soft-bodied, wormlike larva of any of various flies of the order Diptera, often found in decaying matter.

2) Disgusting person, a low-life, the lowest of them all

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gives up the ass

Term used to describe the event in which a woman refuses in the participation in anal sex, but then surrenders as an act of playful tease.

"And just when i thought she wasnt interested, she gives up the ass". This is usually followed by "Ya damn right i took it, cos she dont got to tell me twice".

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