Like the Dirty Sanchez but to complete the act to make it a double, the woman (or man) will kiss their partner on the lips, smearing the 'tash onto their lip as well.
Britney doubled up the dirty sanchez I gave her last night.
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An imaginary primate that steals all your money on a night out.
I had to leg it from the taxi driver as the beer monkey had robbed me!
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An extremely unattractive female of the human species. A variety of Swamp Donkey, only uglier and normally bulkier.
Tha munter you pulled last night was a real Hippocrocakangarillapig.
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