Barketability

How well a person can promote themselves in a bar environment to people they are trying to impress or have sex with.

That chick with the big breasts wears low cut shirts to improve her barketability.

Buying drinks, being funny, working out, dance skills and dressing well can all improve your barketability.

Memphis Rainbow

Filling one's anus with skittles and receiving anal sex from an Elvis Impersonator. The resulting mixture of semen, skittle colors, maybe a little blood and hopefully some lube is a 'Memphis Rainbow'

Never blackout on Beale Street or you may wake up to a Memphis rainbow...
She is such a freak, I'd bet she'd taste the Memphis Rainbow

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