bungstretcher

An unusually large diameter hunk of feces. One which hurts trying to get through the anus.

"Hey Jim, what were those loud screams coming from the bathroom?" "Duh Tom. I was pushing a bungstretcher."

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bungus

The spot between your balls and your ungus.

While shaving my nether regions, I slipped with the razor and cut my bungus severely. Now I can't sit down comfortably.

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sneak attack

A sexual move in which the male licks his finger, to show his female partner that he is going to insert it into her ass, when in actuality he sticks his cock in instead, thus "sneaking" it in.

"Jessica got so pissed last night when I gave her a sneak attack. I'm not surprised, I'm hung pretty well. Poor girl."

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brick ass

Adj, Cold, frigid temperature or weather.

Damn son, it's brick ass out this motherfucker! Let me go snatch up my hoodie, and get some mittens.

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