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The practice of History Revision. Revising history to fit the politically correct popular mandate, regardless of pesky historical facts.
Example: âHistoryvisonism will show, the Jews in the âConcentration Campsâ actually died of diseases, not gassing!â Or... âAccording to historyvisonism, the Twin Towers were obviously imploded by the U.S. government, Al Qaeda had nothing to do with it!â
A recent Communist recruit. As a neophyte Conservative is aâNeo-Conâ, so too, a neophyte Communist is a âNeo-Commâ.
Example: âBro, youâre beyond Socialist... youâre a friggin Neo-Comm!â
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(Oh-dah-bah-man-ity) My toddlerâs rendition of my wifeâs favorite phrase from the âHindenburg Disasterâ⦠âOh the humanity!â⦠used (in my wifeâs context) as a lamentation for anything, and everything, that tests your mettle.
Example: Standing in line for the âTeacupsâ at Disneyland, my wife reads a small sign, âFrom this point your wait is 45 minutes.â To which my toddler Hayley announced in a loud voice, âODABAMANITY!â
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Also âBinkâ an abbreviation of âBinky-Byeâ my 18 month old daughterâs rendition of âPunkinâ Pie.â
Example: âOK Bink... youâve got âBinky-Byeâ down pat... now lets try âDaa Daaâ!!!â
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1. That glorious language somewhere between Adult English and Babytalk Gibberish.
2. The bastardization of the English Language by the diminutive, infantile, offspring, of Homo Sapiens.
Example: âDude, did you really say you have to âpoo-pooâ⦠what, is that bra⦠Toddlerspeak for âtake a dumpâ?â
Convincing people something is happening⦠when it isn't. âThe sky is fallingâ syndrome.
Example: âDude... you totally chicken-littled that prof when you busted that fire alarm... I mean shit Bra.... did you ever see anybody run so fast?â
1: Being so enraptured by the Clinton's Mystique one fails to recognize their shortcomings, and longs for their return to power.
Example: âI can't believe Delta's such a "Clintonista"⦠he must be suffering from Clintonesia!â
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