jack and coke

what pussys drink when they can't handle straight Jack Daniels

jack and coke drinker: omg how can you stand to drink straight Jack

Straight jack drinker: well, the first shot burns, the second shot tastes sweet, and the rest...go down like water

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Sunday afternoon

the time most kids start their asignments from school. usually is better described as monday morning

Jobob: holy crap, i gotta git my homework done
JimBob: luckily its sunday afternoon, and you have time

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