jammed

To be retarded or otherwise mentally deficient.

"I can't figure out how to work this toaster."
"Dude, that's cause you're jammed."

kid: "I like your hat. Can I have it?"
you: "Sure"
<Later>
Your Friend: "Where's my hat?"
you: "It was ugly so I gave it to that jammed kid."

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Alan

Just a guy who tries his best.He is a good and trusted friend.I loving,smart,and amicable person

Honestly I have no ideas why people are so critical of Alan he’s like my best friend and is funny ,nice,and way smart!

stuttype

To stutter while typing. To repeat a word while typing when it is unnecessary.

IMer: How do you like like your new job?
IMer: Doh, I just stuttyped!