douchebag

A.) A portable shower; usually appropriate for camping purposes.
B.) A guy with at least three ladies at once, one of them being his bonafide girlfriend.
C.) Dudes who wear dickies, turtlenecks, tank tops or Aqua Velva.

Option B:

"Wow! That guy, Zan, is truly a douchebag; does his girlfriend know she is one of four? Is he Mormon?"

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