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The reason why the federal age of consent in the United States should be lowered to 17.
"Put down that Bacardi ICe and let's fuck...oh, shit, wait. How old are you?"
"17."
"Fucking jailbait."
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Publisher of the right-wing rag, "National Review". USed ironically becuase it rhymes with "Chuckley", which is to laugh a lot for no reason, which is what you get when you smoke weed.
"Dude, we smoked some killer doobi last night and got all William F. Buckley."
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The most expensive puppet ever built, costing nearly a billion dollars to install and most of the budget surplus and U.S. international borrowing power to maintain. Most of the technology expense has gone into the cost of the giant invisible strings attached to Bush's hands and feet which half the country can't see. The strings can only be pulled by giant corporations and a couple of Bush's associates, including Dick Cheney.
"How do they make GEORGE W. BUSH seem so lifelike and real?"
"I don't know, man, we all know he's a PUPPET."
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done been fucked yo momma bout fiddyleven times shawty
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Getting your dick sucked with a mint in the mouth of the sucker.
"After I made her come, she clkimbed off and Altoided me through the roof"
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A wise, sophisticated and flawless winner of argument and debate, often contraversial
The Phil Hooks' of Classical Times, having died out with the fall of Rome, were imitated and learned from in the renaissance
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