chicken littles

another name for goose bumps

I had to shit so bad, I got chicken littles

6👍 8👎

baby googler

Someone who constantly uses google.com to find pictures of strange looking babies.

Yeah, what a baby googler. She has this one picture of a baby with protruding eyeballs jumping out of a bathtub.

6👍 15👎

cockazoid

-An inept, foolish, or contemptible person.

-Male sex organ.

-penis.

"Do you want to see my cockazoid?"
"You are the biggest cockazoid I've ever met."

5👍 16👎

Millennium Falcon

Tossing someone's salad who it totally obsessed with Billie Dee Williams while drinking a Colt 45.

We were watching Star Wars and then all of the sudden she gave me the Millennium Falcon.

8👍 26👎

sqwee

An exclamation of pure excitement and hyperactivity.

"Oh, SQWEEE!!!"

90👍 27👎

drunkadelic

when a person is intoxicated on alcohol in combination with LSD.

"Woooooooooooh duuuude, I drank so much beer and dropped a hit...I'm so drunkadelic right now..."

3👍 5👎

teen angst

what they said..but i beg to differ in that how am i stupid in wanting my independence and freedom? i am a person ya know!

"MY opinion is RIGHT and i WILL prove you WRONG no matter what it takes b/c i have the proof!"

~i still dont see how that's wrong tho.~

73👍 208👎