clothesphobia

a person who hates clothes (almost to the point that they are afraid of them) and would excell as a professional stripper, however, denys the fact repeatedly.

Jessica Fletcher

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ships

For those who read fics ships is short for realtion:ships:

which ship do you prefer?

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Metaphelangical chord

Another word for a womens tampon

Eek, I put my Metaphelangical chord in the wrong way round.

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mo'a fucka

the bun and jenna word for mother fucker

bay you bein a mo'a fuckaa on da real yo

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grandtastic

1) expression of a positive.
2) an adjective to praise an object, being, feeling or event.

Last Christmas was grandtastic.

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Dykeface

Someone who is being an asshole, extremely rude, pissing you off. An all-around word to describe anger towards another person.

My dad was being such a dykeface this morning, he wouldn't let me hang out after school.

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ned

A Ned is a Non Educated Delinquent. They are usually in groups of about 10-20 and call themselves "Teams, Fleetos and Bundys". They are all weak and only "fight" in groups and by "fight" i mean "slashing or "chibbing" or using any other instrument other than their fists. Dress-sense-wise most have a Berghaus jacket (usually stolen from someone they have attcked) complete witha burberry hat tuned to the moon and bright white socks pulled over joggers covered in "bommers". A "bommer" being a small hole burned from smoking hash in a joint. Female nedettes referred to as Sengas are pretty much the same although they have 5 rings on average on each finger complete with fake gold earrings. They hang around the streets looking for a fight , stealing cars and drinkin cheap booze usually "buckie" or the really poor, "Merrydown" or even a cheap bottle of cider costing about £1.50 a litre. They have poor vocabulary , usually because the dropped out of school at the age of 12. Unemployed little "hairies" their mothers couldn't care less about them as they're usually herion addicts themselves. No life ahead of them except alcholism , abuse and homelessness.

" Wit u fuckin lookin it ya fuckin fanny ? "
"Am gonny chib you ya dafty ! "
" ... Fleeto numba wan , runnin the show ! "

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