ned

A Ned is a Non Educated Delinquent. They are usually in groups of about 10-20 and call themselves "Teams, Fleetos and Bundys". They are all weak and only "fight" in groups and by "fight" i mean "slashing or "chibbing" or using any other instrument other than their fists. Dress-sense-wise most have a Berghaus jacket (usually stolen from someone they have attcked) complete witha burberry hat tuned to the moon and bright white socks pulled over joggers covered in "bommers". A "bommer" being a small hole burned from smoking hash in a joint. Female nedettes referred to as Sengas are pretty much the same although they have 5 rings on average on each finger complete with fake gold earrings. They hang around the streets looking for a fight , stealing cars and drinkin cheap booze usually "buckie" or the really poor, "Merrydown" or even a cheap bottle of cider costing about £1.50 a litre. They have poor vocabulary , usually because the dropped out of school at the age of 12. Unemployed little "hairies" their mothers couldn't care less about them as they're usually herion addicts themselves. No life ahead of them except alcholism , abuse and homelessness.

" Wit u fuckin lookin it ya fuckin fanny ? "
"Am gonny chib you ya dafty ! "
" ... Fleeto numba wan , runnin the show ! "

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peechew

a chewy form of hardened urine. Or a block of deteriorating fecies.

I nibbled on a delicious peechew today!
Would you like to suckle some pee for a peechew?

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death cab for cutie

best fucking band ever!!! - tiny vessels best song
totally emo!

death cab for cuite is the best band in the world

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mo'a fucka

the bun and jenna word for mother fucker

bay you bein a mo'a fuckaa on da real yo

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Dykeface

Someone who is being an asshole, extremely rude, pissing you off. An all-around word to describe anger towards another person.

My dad was being such a dykeface this morning, he wouldn't let me hang out after school.

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Jenna

so cool, has tons of friends, likes the wrong guys, loves to go shopping, smart

Jenna is sooo hot! She's a genius but she acts like a blonde to make life more fun! All the guys are in love with her and she has really high morals. She's occasionally attracted to the wrong guys...ex: PLAYERS AND ASSHOLES! But her heart is always in the right place. I love her!
i dont know why i like you so much...(actually i do, everyone loves Jenna)

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clobber the kleenex

to jack off into a kleenex.

stop gazing at me and go clobber the kleenex asshole!

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