ho

One third of Santa's sexy personal entourage, ie: one 'ho'. An upscale and hearty version (insensitive to cold climates) of the more common 'ho'. See also 'whore', 'lady of the night', 'streetwalker', etc.

"Ho, ho, ho" (referring to his entire combined "posse" of 'ho's')...."MERRY Christmas"

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fagma

when you are having sex with a girl who fucks fags and there is ass juice coming out of her vagina. but you have to be straight to experience it.

I was fucking her and the fagma between her vagina lips oozed all over my cock.

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Nirvana

A state of complete and total understanding. Used primarily in Buddhism. A person undergoes a series of reincarnations, gaining knowledge and learning lessons for each. With each reincarnation, one gains or loses an amount of karma, or magical force. Once one has received a specific amount of karma, he is able to break away from the cycle of reincarnations, and enter the state of being known as nirvana. Those who have reached such a state are considered buddhas, in honor of the religion's founder, Siddhartha, or the Buddha.

Nirvana, comming to a divine plane of existance near you!

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Dodge

We have driving dodges for years

And have very few problems,1998 ram 1500 100000 miles still runnin strong

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Welvis

The biggest stud of a Surveillance Agent that ever existed.

WOW that guy is a total Welvis

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RaR

RaR is allways a prefix or a suffix. It can mean or be used as a number of things. a)You meet some one new and have no way to start up a conversation. In this case RaR is a prefix.Ex RaR, Hows it going or RaR how bout them yankess. b)A way to break a akward silence in a conversation that has died. Ex RaR, Talk to me im bored, RaR wtf why you guys stop talking or even just RaR!.
C)A way of gloating Ex. Look at that 90% i got on that test RaR. You just won a race you go and chat with the spectators RaR!.

RaR, Havent seen you here befor
RaR, Why did you guys stop talking
RaR, I nailed that test
RaR!

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Jerking Off

1. To masturbate. Usually associated with males.
2. To procrastinate.

1. Stop jerking off in my classroom, Billy!
2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?" -Blazing Saddles

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