Max Wein

A kid who tripped on a ball in 1st grade gym class and cracked his skull, causing his brain to slip out. (The term can be used generically to refer to anybody whom it seems might have sustained such damage)

"Max Wein's brain looked like purple doody!"

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Fade to Black

1. To commit suicide.
2. To intentionally be ignored.

1. With all of these weights upon me, I feel like I want to fade to black.
2. Don't mind me. I'll just fade to black.

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Malawi Gold

Best weed grown in Africa. Comes from the Mzuzu region in the northern part of Malawi. It was no 1 weed in Amsterdam for years because it is just so good and 100% natural. Nowadays it is hard to get your hands on and it is very expensive. I was so lucky to have been in the Mzuzu region for a year by coincidence. This weed makes anyone an addict, not by choice.

"Lets get a cob(a lumb of malawi gold the size of a maize cob wrapped in maize leafs=African style) of Gold rippin chap." "I wish I could bring some Gold back to Europe."

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gomer

pulling a bulls penis out of an incision below the anus to prevent breeding.

If I catch my husband with my kids again I will give him a gomer!

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Black Hole Sun

1. A sun during a solar eclipse.
2. The existence of a sun in negative energy. Such states can only be found in situations such as a supernova.
3. A nuclear weapon.
4. A divine figure that has turned to evil.

1. There was a black hole sun today, just as NASA said.
2. Using my telescope, I could see the black hole sun, as it slowly was obliterated and dissipated throughout the universe.
3. The usage of black hole suns has been minimized due to many peace conferences between nations, in the effort to prevent global apocalypse.
4. Satan is a black hole sun.

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nealous

totally wanting to devour an entire bag of choc covered soynuts like an eskimo wants to sit next to a heater

i was totally nealous yesterday for those dang soynuts!

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charas

Usually very good type of hashish from the Indian province of Charas. It has a nice taste to it, and a high concentration of THC (tetrahydrocannabinol).
Found in Dutch coffeeshops, eastern Africa and of course India.

"€15,- charas graag"

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