munter

the eating of the inner fluids of a deciesed female. Originating from victorian times.

Jerry was the munter for he was the one eating the inner fluids of Mrs Jamerson 1840-1875

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Transubstantiation

The transformation of bread and wine to the body and blood of Jesus Christ. Done in the ritual of the mass by Christians. In short, illogical bullshit.

Johnny: "People have been eating Jesus for two thousand years?"
Father Smith: "That's right."
Johnny: "Wouldn't His body be used up by now?"
Father Smith: ...oh, look Johnny. You're parents are leaving. See you next week.

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cack

a synonym for a crap/shit/turd you get the picture...

"oh my god that was so scary i cacked my pants"

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eminem

The best rapper ever and he could kick the trash out of ICP and JA RULE

Eminem rips ICP to pieces in his songs and Ja Rule is a Pussy Ass Bitch

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Pound Sand

A term used when annoyed with a person.

Why dont you go pound sand up your ass Chad!

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hoark

Slightly more polite synonym for military terms like FUBB or FUBAR; totally screwed or technically disabled. Usually used in reference to a malfunctioning computer app or program. Generally personalized—"I'm hosed" rather than "This is hosed."

That program hoarked my system.

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Leggo my eggo

An expression originating from an ad campaign for eggo brand waffles. In each commercial character A would attempt to steal character B's eggo brand waffles forcing B to yell out "Leggo my Eggo" to express his disdain at A's lack of respect and rude actions

Can be used when someone attempts to take anything of personal importance from you but will rarely succeed in helping you retrieve your possession.

What the fuck bitch, leggo my eggo!

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