superman

To love thy neighbor as ones their significant other. After work but before a shower.

Billy Bob: How ya doin

Sally: Hello Top of the Morning to ya (tips her gardening hat at Billy Bob)

Billy: Oh My is that an invitation for a superman

Sally: Billy Bob, What the Fuck! How dare you assume I would superman you so early in the morning before I have my coffe.

Billy Bob: You are right Sally. I'm just anticipating a "hard" day! (wink, wink, cheesy as smile)

Sally: Sorry you'll just have to wait until you get of work. (spanks her ass)

Billy Bob: Fuck you Cunt

22👍 69👎