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towtch

to caress in a sexual or mechanical way; to hit the crone; to play twayns

don't towtch that, haynds awwff

by JESSE October 24, 2004

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


ruckus

a disturbance, loud obnoxious noise

principal: whats this ruckus?
student: I didnt hear a ruckus
principal: I heard a ruckus
student: can you describe this ruckus?

by JESSE April 22, 2004

443πŸ‘ 106πŸ‘Ž


ruckus

Buttholeasssphincterpoop chute

I got a running start when I stuck it in her ruckus!!

by JESSE March 11, 2004

4πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


queerfashionation

n., the tendency to hyper-homosexualize one's homosexual lifestyle.

Garry went to the gay bar, the gay restaurant, the gay bank, and the gay gas station. He clearly suffers from queerfashionation.

by JESSE December 14, 2003

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


ski pro

Someone with exceptional skiing skills

Sunny Bono was drunk, skiied into a tree, and died.

by JESSE April 25, 2003

7πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


streezza

Pizza that has been left, intentionally or otherwise, on the street. May or may not be edible.

I was having a bad night, but then I found half a streezza, so it didn't turn out too bad in the end.

by JESSE March 24, 2005

10πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Shrimp smackdown

When a man has a semi-flaccid penis that is saliva coated after recieving oral sex, he smacks the girl who preformed the oral sex in the face with his penis.

"I gave that bitch the shrimp smackdown." I need to give some bitch the shrimp smackdown tonight." "She let me give her the shrimp smackdown."

by JESSE April 5, 2005

18πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž