the heart of gold

the spaceship stolen by ex-president of the galaxy Zaphod Beblebrox in the book hichhikers guide to the galaxy

12👍 6👎

moist Gary

A complete joke of a human. One who has a I.Q. just north of 25.More than likely this person was inbred.This person often shits themselves in public, but not out of lack of self control, but because they are sick and enjoy the feeling and the stench. Always have bad hygeine.

Jesus look at that retarded homeless man in the gutter he's such a moist Gary.

15👍 11👎

D-Town

fuck yall... d town (DETROIT MICHIGAN) where the real hustlas at.

8 mile in detroit fo sho baby

51👍 154👎

coco

a very young asian prostutute

hey that coco looks like she's only 5! Nice!

11👍 51👎

captain stubing

after sex finding pubic hair stuck to the sides and base of your penis head that looks like the back of captain stubings head from the love boat

She had so much pubic hair when I pulled it out I thought I was staring at Captain Stubing on the bridge of the love boat

70👍 30👎

R.Kelly

1. Petophiliac rat bastard
2. Sexual relations with an underaged person

1. pee wee herman just rkelly'd that 5 year old girl over there.
2."i'm like so what im drunk?" well its against the law to bang 14 year olds buddy.

17👍 26👎

third reich

The world is as small as a marijuana nug. Someone or something out there is smoking us in a pipe right now. When it lights it up for a toke, well where the hell do you think all the wild fires come from, and whenever he gets to a hippy bomb, well one word (TSUNAMI). Now onto the nazi part. See at the time the world was one strain of weed, and the nazi party was a stronger more potent strain of weed. So when he hit the shit the stronger strain took over, and that is where the nazi party came about. The third reich was the last toke of the pipe. Just like the nazi's it was working out so well and then just ended. So did the bowl.

The Third Reich is the last toke of the bowl, blunt, doobie, or joint.

Hey man I get the Third Reich this time.

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