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A giant walking talking glass of kool aid that busts into peoples homes through the wall instead of using the door over the non inconvenience of not drinking kool aid and has caused over a quadrillion dollars of property damage.
man kool aid man just came through the wall
Your "Apartment Complex" isn't complex at all!
A good reason for your parents to get the fuck out of your room.
Get the fuck out of my room I'm playing Minecraft.
Being cool while there's sex going on.
That was so elmo when your were having sex.
Where Mickey and his friends eat people.
Mickey Mouse Steakhouse, come inside we'll eat you alive.
To go Kermit is to get very, very drunk off of something that isn't alcohol. This is most commonly done with Lipton tea.
Yesterday I got completely Kermit off some Lipton and re-invented the microchipð.
The guy who named his son after the back of his wifi router.
Elon Musk named his son after the back of his wifi router.
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