noach

As saying no but exaggerated

Person1:"Hey your mom died today"
Person2: "NOACH!!"

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STU&PID

Amber is Stu
&
Jessica is Pid

you would be called stu
&
your friend would be called pid

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Universal Lubricant

Money, Cash, dough...etc, etc.

If you watch the episode of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air where Will trys to get a contract for Ashley's singing talent, you will hear the producer ask about universal lubricant.

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Jade Puget

Hott. Sweet. Funny. Extremely talented guirtarist and vocalist.

Jade<3

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Quim

1)Female genitalia
2)Isadora Wing's front license plate on her Mercedes in "Any Woman's Blues" by Erica Jong.

1)Eat my quim!
2)I took Quim out for a spin today,...

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subterfuge

something intended to misrepresent the true nature of an activity

"he wasn't sick--it was just a subterfuge"; "the holding company was just a blind"

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my pants are tight

having an erection, boner, causing pants to become tighter

My pants are tight now that i watchd that porno.

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