Overweight Female Attention

aka: OFA. Plutonic attentions given by an overwight female to a otherwise available male; generally done in an attempt to atttract attention, though not necessarily sexual, or to control the male. Often accompanied by touching such as hugging or holding hands. Never beneficial in any way for the male as the female is merely trying to help herself and, as this is a means of female control, and the overwight female will never say anything about the male beyond how whipped he is.

Jack was going to leave the party to hang out but some overweight female attention kept him there past his curfew.

All the OFA Bob let himself get kept him from getting laid, ever.

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BOPSAW

Big Ol' Pillow Stupid Ass Words

syn -big titted bimbo

When some bitch with big cans says something dumb, sing the batman theme and say BOPSAW instead

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bogue

one big bogus thing!

she totally stood me up, that's so bogue!

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Couture

Having to with clothes and or fashion.

You can be considered Faconable or a Fashionista if your Couture is up to date.

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You smell what I'm steppin in?

This phrase asks the other person if they understand what you are saying or what you mean. It's great because it catches others off gaurd.

Man, that girl is hot! You smell what I'm steppin in, Mike?

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SOL

so outta luck

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pun

v. abreviation of pundance, to make ordinary or boring.

We went to the mall last thursday, and my friend started to pun the experience.

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