durham local

a large orc-like person with long hair who is several thousend years behind most humans in evolution

matt boone, lockness monster

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Chub

N. 1. A multi-purspose word, commonly used in conjunction with the word Krandel(see Krandel)

N. 1. Watch closely for the chub to make its apperance.

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Mamma Newstead

Daughter of Jesus Christ, Sister of Jesus Boy, mamma is married to Jason Newstead, Mamma is a talking pile of ashes because her and Jesus boy were twins (they are crosses) and Dagoth Ur burned her with his hand of fire, and both of them burned, sadly...Jesus boy never turned to ashes and is still burning this day.
Can also be used as an insult.

Hey shut up!..Mamma Newstead!

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skud

A word used by the peasant underclass(aka chavs)to indicate they want a "go" on something. Often used before they then steal the said thing.

ah boi,gis a skud on your phone..i won't knick it!onest!

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The Sheep thread

A thread on AlternateHistory.com that is over 120 pages long and full of insanity. Proof that either god doesn't exist or he doesn't bother with humans

BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM SNAAAKE!!

damn this is so The Sheep thread

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WWHDD?

Definition: What Would Hilary Duff Do?

This phrase can be used by a group or individual when trying to make a difficult decision. This pop star/actress can be a great role model for anyone! So next time you're in a dilema, just think: What would Hilary Duff Do?

Person #1: "Hey, man."
Person #2: "Hey, what's up? You look down. What's wrong?"
Person #1: "Well, some friends keep trying to peer pressure me into taking drugs. I don't know what to do."
Person #2: "Well, that's easy! Just think...WWHDD?"
Person #1: "Wow! Thanks for the advice!"
Person #2: "No problem!"

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Congress

An overpaid circle jerk that can raise its own pay. Nowhere else would it take 100 people to fuck something up.

Congress is like the Special Olympics after a lobotomy.

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