walk of fame

In the morning, after a guy fucks a hot bitch, he walks home feeling proud of his accomplishment.

"The girl was like, 'But I love you,' and I was like 'Laaate.' Then I took the walk of fame home because I hit that shit up good.

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thenamelesspunk

a real meat stick if you ask me. thenamelesspunk is a small ravenous animal in the same family as the chipmunk that feasts on babies and likes long walks on the beach. people dont seem to understand thenamelesspunk's much these days, and hunt them for their fur and their love. EVERYONE wants a thenamelesspunk doll, with real thenamelesspunk fur, right?

look at the teeth on this thenamelesspunk! crikey!

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USSR

only the greatest nation ever*

*not really

USSR will never Die.

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parker allen

One who shaves with melissa's razor...mmmm shaved penis ahhhhhhh

see peach see peach explode

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lmgalway

1.) A woman who is extremely dull, boring, and lacks redeemable qualities.

"That girl, what a fucking lmgalway. She needs to get her ugly face out of that Vampire Lestat book and get a makeover."

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pooner

n. Someone who is better than others at some sort of activity.

Man that guy is a pooner, he destroyed their whole team!

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krandel

n.1. a word used to distinquish any person, place, or thing, and a possible expression, reation, question, or answer to a question. 2. A small midwestern mammal with furry feet, razor sharp claws/teeth, and psychokinetic powers. v.1. to make human contact in any possible fashion.
Krandeling, Krandeld, Krandels.

N. The small Krandel jumped up and bit his krandel. V. Betty krandled Jon's Chub(see Chub)

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