marijuana

my friend.
non addictive,some studies show it not to cause cancer, that gateway drug crap is bs, stop reading and go light up.

*cough cough*... what?

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vnc corporations

vnc corporations SUCK. they think they're blingin "mofos" with bitches at they're feet..............yeah rite

V: hey dude, wheres all them bitches at?????
C: dude, u mean my ma??????

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karl

big sexy beast, great in bed, every girl loves but doesnt know yet...

oh my god that guys such a karl

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Haze-

HardOCP's #1 Ass pounding fairy

Haze- gave me the rusty trombone last night!

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jock

A cock who got caught with his dingy in a sock because his parents didn't knock and the door wasn't blocked.

Carl, you're such a jock. Now go to the bathroom and throw that sock away and clean yourself off right this minute!

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cornhole

The part of Chris's anatomy that Carl fantasizes about daily (anus).

Carl, quit thinking about Chris's cornhole and go away!!!!!

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ts

Acronym for "True Statement"

Antonym: False

-Anybody want to go out for pizza?
-ts

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