tatties

The point where one realizes that he or she is wasted-ass drunk. Also, the future sense of wanting to get drunk, summed up in one word.

"Man, I drank so much crown and coke...I was tatties by midnight!"

"Yo, what are we doing tonight?"
"Tatties!"

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fireass

a red headed person, whom logically has red hair on their ass as well.

Look at that fireass over there. Scorching everything he sits on.

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hot bryan

You're chatting with a girl, everything seems to be going well, and eventually she asks for your phone number. A few days later, you get a call from the girl, but it turns out she is asking for homework help.

*ring* *ring*

B: Hello?
J: Hey, this is Jamie!
B: Hey! How's it going?
J: ... Have you done the physics homework yet?

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bastoy

to baste someone in the ass of a turkey when you are high on crack

look at that bastoy boy son of a bitched apple

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fo shigga do

for sure, a term of agreement

Hey homie g we should watch a flick tonight.
fo shigga do that'd be double tight.

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xeroxed

Intoxicated

I was so xeroxed last night, I don't even know how that chick ended up in the hospital.

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teh

1. A common mispeling of "the"

2. A cooler way of saying "the"

i r teh jew

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