beff

This was originated by someone I know please adopt it for your own use.

A penis which is wider than it is long.

Look at that guys beff, its like a pancake dick.

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fluffy puff marshmallows

Homestarruners favourite food, which he eats with melonade. You can also eat them at breakfast, lunch, munch and tither!

They're fluffedy, they're puffidy, 6,7,8,9,10.

I fricken hate theat marshmallow.

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Tommysaur

A little annoying cousin of one of your friends who always wants to start a fight with someone that can obviously kick his ass.

Your cousin, Tommysaur, started to fight with me, so I broke his neck in three places.

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xeroxed

Intoxicated

I was so xeroxed last night, I don't even know how that chick ended up in the hospital.

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teh

1. A common mispeling of "the"

2. A cooler way of saying "the"

i r teh jew

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bun

A (usually woman's) ass

Look at the sweet buns on that skank!

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spongmonkey

The Spongmonkeys are a specie of animal, possibly alien, that have the ability to levitate, there are only two that we know of that are unnamed. This is their story:

Once a band of kittens were very popular and would perform songs of many types, the people loved them.
The Spongmonkeys became jealous of their talent and quickly threw together an act of their own about the moon, every warped person out there loved it and this little act even landed them a endorsement with Quiznos subs, needless to say, the Spongmonkeys hit the big time and became more popular then the kittens with little effort. What luck!

The Spongmonkeys should be greatful of their incredable luck and timing.

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