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Kids in the Hall

After the Leafs/Canadiens game, I turned on Kids in the Hall and laughed my ass off.

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the birds and the bees

The explanation of sex usually coming from a parent to a son or daughter.

Mom, do we really have to talk about the birds and the bees?

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scrotch

When you have an itchy crotch and you need to scratch it - you can scratch your crotch. Alternativlely you can have a good 'SCROTCH'

I need a good scrotch

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Ball Washer

A device avaliable for use on most private and public golf courses. You insert your dirty balls into the device, turn the handle a few times and they come out squeaky-clean!!1

Oh shit! my new NOODLE ball fell into the mud...better run it through the ball washer.

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dangler

Usually used as a hockey term. A dangler noun refers to a player who can deke out or "undress" the opposing player.

Watch out, #2 is a dangler

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Escuela'd

Being officially schooled.

You have the right to remain... escuela'd.

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bigsex

to have large amounts of sex with

*Jim7 bigsex kak

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