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Queef

Air expulsion from the vaginal area usually after sex. In the eighteenth century, it was common practice for small groups of well-to-do Southern women to each lift up their corsets and "queef" at their leisure on warm, summer afternoons. Typically performed on balconies or porches, these women would insert various large objects in their TOOTS and slowly pull them out to create the desired sound. These "porch parties" would provide hours of fun for the ladies while the men were away, and, from a practical standpoint, at times, enough air circulation as a respite from the brutal summer heat. Small wagers were often placed with the winner going to longest continuous queef, highest pitch, lowest pitch, smelliest, and wettest. There was also the queef sing-a-long; and a special prize was given to any women whose queef could attract wildlife.

Annabelle tried to conceal her queef at the governors ball but to no avail.

by JEff August 24, 2004

7664πŸ‘ 5448πŸ‘Ž


shittacular

Somthing really cool or something really dumb

Oh man that was this shittacularest party!
Or that lady is shit

by JEff July 23, 2003

1πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


jackass

The guys from the show on MTV

God damn, those guys are f'ing crazy.(that is what I always say when I watch the show.)

by JEff December 10, 2002

6πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Albalicious

Something that tries to come close to the glorious beauty that is Jessica Alba

That girl is albalicious, but she will never compare to Jessica Alba.

by JEff November 13, 2003

41πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


pen16

the REAl 1337 speling of penis... or else a penis that is high tech

/\/\3 5() 1337. /\/\'/ Pen16 15 |31993|2 7|-|4/\/ U|2'5

pff, my pen16 is a penis AND a can opener!

by JEff May 26, 2004

13πŸ‘ 66πŸ‘Ž


vagitronic

originating from the german "tipronic" this is an "manually shifted" automatic transmission for pussies that can't drive stick.

"So did your girlfriend get the 5 speed?"
"No, she got that assy vagitronic"

by JEff October 29, 2004

13πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


shamz

the act of giving oral sex; usually by a stolle or a traulup.

that stolle just gave me some great shamz behind the dumpster.

by JEff December 8, 2004

74πŸ‘ 60πŸ‘Ž