poo

usually accompanied with "winnie the." ALso, used in Star Trek allot, when you poo and don't wipe good enough, you have a Klingon, more wiping is required.

Hey, do you have to poo.
Nope, just smells that way because of the klingon.

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Pipeman

Pipeman (smokes a large pipe) is a dirty ass piece of white trash who hangs around my town and sleeps outside of the save-a-lot quickie market. My friends and i have begun to associate anything dirty, shitty, rotten and flithy with pipeman

-Holy shit dude, it looks like pipeman lived here.
-Oh, wait, he doesnt have a home. Hah!

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biotch

A slurr often said by Rick James

im Rick James biotch

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caucus

Jeff: do you know what a caucus is?
Matt: yes
Matt: I think they were talking about a caucus when I was in England
Matt: Something to do with the house of Parliament
Jeff: The word caucus is a North American Indian word, thought to be of Algonquin origin, meaning a gathering of the ruling tribal chiefs. The modern definition describes caucuses as a process of political party members gathering to make policy decisions and to select candidates.
Matt: ahh yes
Matt: They smoked a shitload of mushrooms (no pun intended) and sat around the sweat-hut trying to determine whether Little Big Sheep or Big Little Sheep would be next in line to be the chief
Matt: One of them tripped and fell (still no pun intended), and yelled "CAUCUS" as he hit the floor

The 2004 Iowa caucus was won by John Kerry

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desaparecidos

It's kind of like Green Day, but a whole lot better.

DESAPARECIDOS is difficult to spell

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grass drag

A sport where snowmobilers drag race snowmobiles on a stretch of grass or dirt.

I won at the grass drags.

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Native American ball-juice

Any pseudo-spiritual product that can be successfully marketed to New Age white America such as dream-catchers, power crystals, vortex-mapping and any number of placebo-effect herbs and medications.

-A reference to an early South Park episode that featured Cheech and Chong posing as Native Americans in order to sell alternative medications to the townfolk.

At one point in the episode, a customer proclaims "My balls hurt when I watch VH-1!"

Cheech then answers, "Here, try this Native American ball-juice."

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