poo

usually accompanied with "winnie the." ALso, used in Star Trek allot, when you poo and don't wipe good enough, you have a Klingon, more wiping is required.

Hey, do you have to poo.
Nope, just smells that way because of the klingon.

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Pipeman

Pipeman (smokes a large pipe) is a dirty ass piece of white trash who hangs around my town and sleeps outside of the save-a-lot quickie market. My friends and i have begun to associate anything dirty, shitty, rotten and flithy with pipeman

-Holy shit dude, it looks like pipeman lived here.
-Oh, wait, he doesnt have a home. Hah!

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cat's leotards

Everyone knows the phrase 'the cat's pyjama's' Well, it seems that by cunning deduction, that it was supposed to be 'the cat's leotards', apparently while trading the word for some horse-blankets and checking accounts with Korea, there was a mix-up.

"Dang, those are just the cat's leotards."
"don't you mean, cat's pyjama's" "I hope you die"
"but daddy! I wanna be the cat's leotards!" "you can't, Erbert, you have too much leprosy."

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Scan your tits

It's when you are so bored that you scan your tits, convert it to a jpeg and then post it on newsgroups---preferably usenet.

Slutty Girl-1: Oh man, I am so freaking bored.
Slutty Girl-2: Ya I know. Either we should blow a random stranger or 'scan our tits.'

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Scan your tits

Scan ur boobies you forum whore

smackbabe

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fangerous

adj.funny yet dangerous.

That mule ride in the Grand Canyon was fangerous!

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suredlaiperfoiodlscooocpels

jeff is a bum who is mean to his sister

liz is gay! :O


:)

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