drive by braille

Driving drunk or tired until you hit the rumble strip, dirt, bushes, and or small child on the side of the road, then instinctively pull back into your respective lane.

I was so drunk after the party i had to drive by braille to get home.

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Marzipan

She's got a pink baseball shaped head, and a blond pigtail. She has a purple dress on and no arms.

She likes prank calls from StrongBad. She doesn't want HomeStar to any more strudle.

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biteek

half bitch half geek

Addie got a little biteeky yesterday

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Robotard

slang; reffering to someone who trips on Dextromethorphan
similar to MJ's stoner

look at that Damn robotard!
damnable robotard!

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elseif

An elseif statement.

Used in PHP:

if($a == "1") {
return true;
} elseif($a == "2") {
return false;
}

Dita Von Teese

Loves Anal sex, jewelry and LOVES being on the cover of every magazine. Loves attention and needs to be in the camera at all times. Bettie Page is her idol and wants to be just like her. Very overrated porn star and fetish model. Silicon breast. A natural blonde.

Cover of Playboy 2002.

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stolle

a girl who loves giving head (shamz) and is passed around by different guys like a joint going around in a circle.

that stolle gives some damn good shamz, but i wouldn't fuck her with your dick.

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