Purple-headed yogurt slinger

a cock when your about to cum.

after i wad done with that girl i had a purple-headed yogurt slinger

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cat's leotards

Everyone knows the phrase 'the cat's pyjama's' Well, it seems that by cunning deduction, that it was supposed to be 'the cat's leotards', apparently while trading the word for some horse-blankets and checking accounts with Korea, there was a mix-up.

"Dang, those are just the cat's leotards."
"don't you mean, cat's pyjama's" "I hope you die"
"but daddy! I wanna be the cat's leotards!" "you can't, Erbert, you have too much leprosy."

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Scan your tits

It's when you are so bored that you scan your tits, convert it to a jpeg and then post it on newsgroups---preferably usenet.

Slutty Girl-1: Oh man, I am so freaking bored.
Slutty Girl-2: Ya I know. Either we should blow a random stranger or 'scan our tits.'

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Scan your tits

Scan ur boobies you forum whore

smackbabe

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gay bob

Loves the Cock

Who is that? Oh don't worry its just gay bob, he loves the cock

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nirvana

The true meaning of a "Grunge" band

When comparing grunge music, Nirvana is always the first band to come to mind

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consummate vs

The scales of Trogdor the Burninator

"I said CONSUMMATE Vs, CONSUMMATE!!"

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