shakespearian shit

A certaint type of shit. not as popular as the ghost shit, the crowd pleaser, or the floater

Bob: Uh Oh....

Fred: What's wrong?

Jack: what's that smell?

Bob: I just had a shakespearian shit...

Fred & Jack: ????

Bob: Thy hath shit thy self

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irish curse

The Irish Curse refers to how Irish men usually have small penises. Variations can also include drunkenness or large testes.

Unfortunately, I am a victim of the Irish Curse. My penis is only a little over four inches.

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Queef

A vaginal gust of air

I fucked Nates mom so hard she couldnt help but rip the biggest fuckin queef i have ever heard

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ho ho queen

heather brown from messedup.net

Hostess' main share holder

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Stef

Rocks the party that rocks your body!

Her bangin' reggaeton moves at Diego parties.

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panda slam

in the doggy style position, you pull out and spit on the girls back, making her think cummed...when she turns around you jizz in her face and pinch her in the eye.Leaving her looking like a panda bear.

" I gave Emilee a panda slam!"

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Draggin'

To lay the frame (or body) of one's truck (or car) on the ground while in motion.

I got a ticket for draggin'on that cop!!!

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