Cheeky Bonks

Used to describe a motorcycle helemet. First heard in Vanilla Ices huge hit "Cool as Ice". It has since been used alot in California.

"Sup G check out my new Cheeky Bonks"
"Yo man, where your Cheeky Bonks be at?"

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Christmas Party

An event often held by companies in which employees frequently consume more alcohol than a baby elephant. Ass grabbing, photocopying genitals, inner-office hook ups , some idiot puts a lampshade on his head, and the boss gets sloshed and fires everyone are typical events.

Hello fellow co-worker, may I drink whiskey out of your navel and you can do a line of blow off my errect penis at this year's Christmas Party?

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breast

On a female, a mystical body part, it is common belief that if a man were to look at any other spot on a woman's body he would turn to stone.

"Keep your eye on that breast laddy, and all knowledge in the world will be yours."

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funkadelic

adj. to be in the state of total cool, awesome

Bob Burnquist is one funkadelic skater!

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Triple Bratwurst

A term signifying one's wang is the approximate length and girth of three delicious Bratwurst lined up end to end.

I have a date tonight, if things go well she might just wind up uncasing the triple brat.

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Putting it in the pocket

When a thought, idea, saying, or social happening occurs in your presence that you like, you can "Put it in your pocket," i.e. save it for later use. Customarily this expression is accompanied by a corresponding hand gesture of grabbing the occurence in question out of the air and putting it in your pocket (a shirt-breast pocket is preferred, though any pocket will do).

Jer: That's pretty beastly.
Neil: Beastly? That fucking awesome. I'm putting it in the pocket.

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goobatron

The purest of geeks in a technical form. Consistently pestering and spreading rumors. Finicky and gets hurt when things don't go their way.

That guy is a real goobatron.

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