dumplung

I. the result of a sexual act which happens when a woman is licking a guys genitals, and he defecates in her mouth and kicks her in the chest at the same time, forcing her to inhale.

II. a stupid person.

"d00d, me and that girl had sex last night, i gave her a f**kin dumplung, man!"

"that guy is such a dumplung."

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P spot

The prostate gland. Up the guy's bum there. Produces sperm or some such.

Hit my P spot, I'll shoot like a rocket.

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ye ded

Used as an acknoledgement

Did you enjoy the Bus show?
Ye Ded!

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mouthbreather

anyone who you see with their mouth wide open, like a booger has clogged their nasal orifice. They just look like they're dumb, doing everything with their mouth open, with no care in the world.

"That mouthbreather had his mouth open so long that his tongue chapped."

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reventaro una tuerca en su ojo

I will bust a nut in your eye

Yo reventaro una tuerca en su ojo puta

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Manatee

A girl that is so fat you wonder if she has propeller scars on her back because she grazes on kelp on the sea and would be in danger of getting cut by speed boat propellers.

Guy: ..But was she hot?
Other guy: No dude, manatee...I looked for propeller scars.
Guy: oh, oh thats awful.

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spider legs

female pubic hair that is crawling out of a bikini

i was at the beach and saw this hippy chick with a bunch of spider legs crawling

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