a best friend, someone you put a lot of trust in.
you're my ace boo coo man i know you won't repeat that!
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1)An imaginary friend for adults who are not very social and believe that if they talk to the sky someone will listen to their sad sorrows
2)Leader of uncircumsized jews who was sacrificed for trying to get them laid
1)God is an imaginary friend to the socail retards in our society
2)According to my bible, God was an uncircummsized jew...who wanted to help his friends get laid then got nailed to the cross
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Your mom. So basically A slut , whore, or hoe that wants to have sex all the time.
Your mom's a Nympho, and never has to be asked to have sex.
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One of the worst presidents in U.S. history. Cheated on his wife, then lied about it (but I kind of don't blame him, I mean, look at who his wife is). Inherited a good economy and took credit for it. Then destroyed the economy, while Bush takes the blame. The president doesn't have much to do with the economy.
Only president so far to have been elected by MTV. Oh, yeah, and his running mate claimed to have invented the internet after Clinton got out of office.
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Nickname for a kid whos real name is Eli, also short for Elizabeth.
Ghandi + Jess = big fucking boning orgy every fucking night SO KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF BITCH
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Something that is uber cool and swanky. Something happy. Spectacular and Funky combined.
That was a Funktacular show!
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