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cuntsponge

a maxi-pad, a sanitary napkin

The neighbor lady came over to borrow a cuntsponge, but her gash is way larger than mine, and it was suked up into her, she had to use a newspaper.

by JEss December 1, 2003

12πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


fatarm

when you lift your arm up and there is fat jiggling to and fro.
or you are just obese and everything about you is fat, including your arms.

wayne, "dont look now! that lady has some serious fatarm."
jimbo, "damn bro, that lady fat."

by JEss October 16, 2004

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


guido

These guys are actually a lotta fun to hang around, they joke around and they're usually very funny, but their style is indeed tacky... they act all tough and some make comments about non-whites, which is funny because a lot of the time they tend to try to look/act Puerto Rican and even black but still try to pick up on their women.

A good example of a Guido would be some guy I knew who drove a drop-top Miata with a lil Italian flag on one side and an American flag on the other. He also had a Italian flag tattooed on his arm, over kill anyone?

by JEss April 17, 2005

69πŸ‘ 611πŸ‘Ž


balop

A word madfe up between a MAD TV episode and a drivers ed teacher I had, meaning ohh or awkwardness.

I pooped my pants today, BALOP!

by JEss April 18, 2005

3πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


ward melville

School for rich kids who have nothing better to do with daddys money then to spend it on drugs. And were the girls who have no money whore for drug money. The smart asians make it look like everyone from the school is smart for the stupid white kids who think there black. And if you dont fit in with any of that, your a punk. Oh and cant forget the players!

Go ward melville sports! Try and win something some time!

by JEss May 6, 2005

235πŸ‘ 201πŸ‘Ž


god

1)An imaginary friend for adults who are not very social and believe that if they talk to the sky someone will listen to their sad sorrows

2)Leader of uncircumsized jews who was sacrificed for trying to get them laid

1)God is an imaginary friend to the socail retards in our society

2)According to my bible, God was an uncircummsized jew...who wanted to help his friends get laid then got nailed to the cross

by JEss December 16, 2004

35πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


nympho

Your mom. So basically A slut , whore, or hoe that wants to have sex all the time.

Your mom's a Nympho, and never has to be asked to have sex.

by JEss February 24, 2005

53πŸ‘ 252πŸ‘Ž