Ghandi

Nickname for a kid whos real name is Eli, also short for Elizabeth.

Ghandi + Jess = big fucking boning orgy every fucking night SO KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF BITCH

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you know sergio?

From the commercial for "Smirnof Vodka"

Where the people in the commercial want to get access to this party so pretend they know sergio.. And give ambigious vague descriptions of him

"lightish darkish hair"
"about this tall" (making reference to medium height

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funktacular

Something that is uber cool and swanky. Something happy. Spectacular and Funky combined.

That was a Funktacular show!

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O. Henry-esque

Having qualities similar to the writing of O. Henry, especially containing an ironic twist ending.

"The Village" had a very O. Henry-esque ending.

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Talia Derry

Jewish, Camel girl

Middle Eastern Camel

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Bill Clinton

One of the worst presidents in U.S. history. Cheated on his wife, then lied about it (but I kind of don't blame him, I mean, look at who his wife is). Inherited a good economy and took credit for it. Then destroyed the economy, while Bush takes the blame. The president doesn't have much to do with the economy.

Only president so far to have been elected by MTV. Oh, yeah, and his running mate claimed to have invented the internet after Clinton got out of office.

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geekgasm

A fit of intense geekly joy, happens when a geek runs into someone or something exceedingly geeky not seen every day, or when they get uber excited and riled up; When a geek goes into geekstcy, Has a geek-on; What makes a geek go crazy; When a geek has reached his or her geek climax; The equivalent of a sexual orgasm for a geek.

My XBOX is coming, I think I'm going to have a geekgasm!

I made John have a geekgasm by mentioning that Star Wars action figures were onsale.

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