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maladroited

Something or someone that has become maladroit, or is becoming maladroit.

Also can be something or someone that has become the victim of a maladroit move/ decision/ etc.

"After watching star trek for 48 hours straight, and running around in circles for an hour, she was maladroited."

"I was maladroited by the idiot in the car next to me."

by JEssica October 30, 2003

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


smexy

sexy but at a greater magnitude

WOW look at that babe, he's so smexy

by JEssica January 31, 2005

310πŸ‘ 386πŸ‘Ž


it

A movie that scares the fuck out of me
*clown...evil clown...*

Tim:"Hey everybody, let's watch It"
Jessica:"NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

by JEssica November 14, 2003

15πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


binghamton

So tell me something I don't know. Tell me something that doesn't only perpetuate counterproductive, negative sentiments. You're in college for fuck's sake. Stop crying about it as if you're in high school and whining that there's not a damn thing you can do to change your stance in this world. You can do whatever the hell you want. You can destroy your body with liquor and drugs AND contract STD's in the alley of the Rat. You may want to keep in mind, however, that your parents are investing a shitload into you regardless of your continual insistence that you should be at Cornell. Newsflash: They didn't fucking want you. Now suck it up and make the most of the situation you got. We have become a generation of Who Has It Worse and we just don't care what anyone else has to say. We know it all already: that life in Bumblefuck Binghamton sucks and people are so predictable it hurts. But here is what we really are: self-absorbed and depressed nutcases. And it's a damn shame. We cannot wait to relay our tales of woe so that we can say "I have it worse." There's never any "how can I make it better?" So in that case, drop out of this awful fucking school and get a job somewhere. Start the process early. However should you choose to make the most of it, stop worrying about the Japs of Binghamton, donate your actual time helping someone out, and then tell me you've only begun to discover the meaning of life.

(Binghamton is a horrible, horrible, horrible place! The sky is perpetually gray and everyone wears their Diesels and solows like it's their job).

by JEssica March 12, 2005

57πŸ‘ 66πŸ‘Ž


orgasim

a good feeling u have that makes you want to start breathing harder and scream till you let it all out

i was having a great sensation last night when my boyfriend fingered me so hard and so fast and it felt all so good.

by JEssica August 14, 2003

126πŸ‘ 92πŸ‘Ž


P.I.M.P

positive intellectual motivated playa u kno

that nucca think he a pimp

by JEssica March 17, 2005

8πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


The Stunner

1. Sexual technique given to females by their partner to obtain pleasure.
2. The stunner requires long, powerful middle and index fingers, and a senior class ring
3. Origins are unknown, but results are worthwhile

"We were sitting in his backseat and he gave me the stunner."

by JEssica January 23, 2004

53πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž