Masterwait

The act of choosing to complete a task instead of stopping to masterbate.

“I really wanted to quit cleaning the house so I could whack off but I decided to masterwait instead.”

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Wheeljay

The act of getting a blow job while confined to a wheelchair.

“Bryan was laid up after breaking his leg but his girl came thru and gave him a wheeljay so he was good with it...”

Mad Girlfriend

Having a blister or wound on your dominant hand

“I did so many pull-ups today I shredded my hand and now I have a mad girlfriend. I guess I’ll be using the stranger later.”

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