Slug Syndrome

When you can't stop staring at someone or something, because it's so exquisitely grotesque, just like a slug.

This chick kept staring at me in class- I thought she was into me but it was just a case of Slug Syndrome.

Common Cents

The money inside those 'Take a penny, leave a penny' trays inside convenience stores and gas stations.

If you're a few pennies short when checking out, just use some common cents.

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arkansas style suicide

A method of suicide where the decedent shoots him or herself twice in the back of the head. Named for the wife of a famous Arkansas governor after several people close to her took their lives in this manner

"In other news, a young man was found dead today after he committed an arkansas style suicide. He was scheduled to appear before a grand jury after announcing he had information that could lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton"

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