PMS

Pre or Post-Midnight Snack:

It is a humorous term intended to be confused with the scientific Pre-Menstrual Syndrome (the original PMS), especially when used by a male.

Mike: Man, my PMS was really delicious.
Joe: What...?
Mike: My Post-Midnight Snack.
Joe: Wha-? Ohh.

Phil: I think I'll have my PMS soon.
Linda: Jerk! Are you making fun of me?
Phil: What? No! I'm just gonna heat up my Pre-Midnight Snack!
Linda: Hahaha, that's... clever.

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