Illuminati

A secret organisation of Satan worshippers who have a connection with every person in the world. They can control our favourite entertainers and control them in a way that is truly exasperating.

“Britney spears shaved her head and acted crazy. She’s turning weird bro” - friend
“She’s probably being controlled by the illuminati”- me

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Sex

I’m gonna just say it now. You’re searching this to get horny ideas and fantasies of what people’s experiences are like during sex. Well...... ever heard of pornhub?

Yo don’t search up sex

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GRUGGLER

When you're in an argument with your significant other and the person who started the argument knows they're wrong but carries on arguing are seen as a GRUGGLER

MARY- "john the world is flat!"

JOHN- "No MARY it's not"

*Mary Googles the answer (It's not flat)*
MARY- "umm yes it is"
JOHN- "MARY YOU ARE SUCH A GRUGGLER!!"

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