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A way to describe your sunglasses when youâre too lazy to write or say the entire word.
Just bought a fresh pair of Sundies to take to the beach with me. That sun wonât phase me.
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When you become too intoxicated to the point where you canât feel your legs.
Last night I went out with the girls and got Mandicapped before Midnight.
When your subordinate says something fresh to you so you threaten them with a âthroat massageâ as a sexual innuendo.
Keep that slick shit up and Iâma throat massage you.
When you go get a haircut and not mention to your barber that you don't have the money to pay until after the cut.
Don't be pulling a CB on me, I need that money today.
When your penis gets superficial scrapes due to too much sexual intercourse, usually with a female partner of whom is significantly younger than you, as a means to impress her.
Oh man! I just met this younger girl and have had chapped dick ever since. Hard to keep up with these girls.