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A way to describe your sunglasses when youâre too lazy to write or say the entire word.
Just bought a fresh pair of Sundies to take to the beach with me. That sun wonât phase me.
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When your penis gets superficial scrapes due to too much sexual intercourse, usually with a female partner of whom is significantly younger than you, as a means to impress her.
Oh man! I just met this younger girl and have had chapped dick ever since. Hard to keep up with these girls.
When you become too intoxicated to the point where you canât feel your legs.
Last night I went out with the girls and got Mandicapped before Midnight.
When your subordinate says something fresh to you so you threaten them with a âthroat massageâ as a sexual innuendo.
Keep that slick shit up and Iâma throat massage you.
When you go get a haircut and not mention to your barber that you don't have the money to pay until after the cut.
Don't be pulling a CB on me, I need that money today.